But really, a baby is the most perfect excuse.
“I’m so sorry I can’t come, the baby is crying”
(he isn’t)
“I’m sorry I forgot, the baby didn’t sleep”
(he did)
“I’m sorry for the smell, the baby farted”
(it was me)
And in this case
“I’m sorry for abandoning yet another blog for months at a time, the baby made me watch every episode of Gilmore Girls, the Crown, and Gavin and Stacey instead”
lady user of the internet 